4. Love and passion can be FRUSTRATING.
3. Bad boys can be delightful.
2. But a reformed bad boy is even hotter. (And turnabout is fair play).
1. The best thing Star Wars taught me? True love goes without saying.
Sunday, August 2, 2015
The Top 5 Things Star Wars Taught Me About Love
5. Making someone jealous by kissing someone else is
tacky. And gross. And can have unforeseen consequences. THAT’S YOUR BROTHER,
LEIA! *shudders*
4. Love and passion can be FRUSTRATING.
3. Bad boys can be delightful.
2. But a reformed bad boy is even hotter. (And turnabout is fair play).
1. The best thing Star Wars taught me? True love goes without saying.
4. Love and passion can be FRUSTRATING.
3. Bad boys can be delightful.
2. But a reformed bad boy is even hotter. (And turnabout is fair play).
1. The best thing Star Wars taught me? True love goes without saying.
Sunday, November 23, 2014
The Little Things
Little things can be the difference between a day that's more disgusting than the scent of a salmon's vagina, or happier than a rainbow unicorn contact juggling crystal balls!
In honour of The Little Things, here are some happy ones of mine that make my day:
-Googling what I'm sure is a completely idiotic question, and not only has someone already asked it, but it's already been ANSWERED! ('Why do powdered doughnuts taste cold?')
In honour of The Little Things, here are some happy ones of mine that make my day:
-Googling what I'm sure is a completely idiotic question, and not only has someone already asked it, but it's already been ANSWERED! ('Why do powdered doughnuts taste cold?')
-FINALLY finding that earworm song that's been driving me nuts for months when all I had were three words from the chorus.
-Getting to my destination at the same time the song I'm listening to ends.
-When an item I really needed happens to be on sale and I get the LAST ONE!
-When someone asks me a tricky question at work and I actually know it!!!
-Putting a book on hold at the library and even though the book is new and hot I'm the first on the list!
-Craving something ridiculously specific for supper, and having EVERY. SINGLE. INGREDIENT. Without having to shop first!
-Checking out at the supermarket, or anywhere, and the price is even. $20.00?! KICK ASS!
-Finishing a book/movie/tv series and NEEDING TO TALK FEELINGS and my friends have JUST finished it as well so we can discuss it freely without worrying about being Spoilery Motherfuckers!
-Putting a book on hold at the library and even though the book is new and hot I'm the first on the list!
-Craving something ridiculously specific for supper, and having EVERY. SINGLE. INGREDIENT. Without having to shop first!
-Checking out at the supermarket, or anywhere, and the price is even. $20.00?! KICK ASS!
-Finishing a book/movie/tv series and NEEDING TO TALK FEELINGS and my friends have JUST finished it as well so we can discuss it freely without worrying about being Spoilery Motherfuckers!
Thursday, September 11, 2014
My First Celebrity Crushes
Malcolm from The Best Laid Plans is a sexy rocker, though not necessarily a celebrity. But that’s okay because there are plenty out there to fall for. Good, bad, or just because we didn’t know any better, our first celebrity crushes can say a lot about us. Here are my first four.
4. Jack T. Colton from Romancing The Stone.
It’s not even that I think he’s that hot. But there’s something about Jack T. Colton that captivated me. He was mysterious, heroic – when he wasn’t being a thieving little magpie – and he rescued Joan Wilder when she needed it. Sure, it wasn’t all butterflies and daffodils, but he was *exciting* and that was what counted. In fact, Romancing The Stone is probably the reason I wanted to be a writer when I grew up.
I saw it and thought that that is what writers did! If you haven’t seen that 80’s classic, GTFO of here and watch it!
3. Johnny Castle from Dirty Dancing.
I saw it and thought that that is what writers did! If you haven’t seen that 80’s classic, GTFO of here and watch it!
3. Johnny Castle from Dirty Dancing.
He was the bad boy who needed rescuing. He was a DANCER.
He had creative insults for the douche Robby. Helping him and hooking up with Johnny made Baby reclaim her name, stand up to her sister, become a woman, grow up, AND she learned to dance! BOOM! FRANCIS IS WOMAN! I thought that was a pretty perfect experience when I saw the movie for the first time when I was fifteen. Maybe it was really that I wanted to BE Baby, and less that I wanted to BE WITH Johnny. Maybe it was both. :)
2. The Goblin King, Jareth from Labyrinth.
I mean, nobody puts Baby in the corner, but Jareth had that sexy contact juggling thing – AND he sang to Sarah. (I am well aware that Swayze had a song on the Dirty Dancing Soundtrack. But he didn’t sing it TO Baby, which was probably a good thing to mitigate my already raging crush). And he wasn’t BOWIE in riding pants – I mean, um, BOOTS.
1. And here’s where everyone is going to laugh at me so hard that their vaginas turn into outies. Because my very first celebrity crush? Dick Van Dyke from Mary Poppins.
I WAS 4 YEARS OLD! Give a kid a break! It wasn’t a sexual crush, I was too little. But I remember thinking he had a very nice smile and he seemed like he’d be a good time. He made things come to life!
He had cartoon friends! Plus, he had an outrageous accent. And he sang and danced and we all know how I feel about men who are musical. ;)
Who were your first celebrity crushes?
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He had creative insults for the douche Robby. Helping him and hooking up with Johnny made Baby reclaim her name, stand up to her sister, become a woman, grow up, AND she learned to dance! BOOM! FRANCIS IS WOMAN! I thought that was a pretty perfect experience when I saw the movie for the first time when I was fifteen. Maybe it was really that I wanted to BE Baby, and less that I wanted to BE WITH Johnny. Maybe it was both. :)
2. The Goblin King, Jareth from Labyrinth.
I mean, nobody puts Baby in the corner, but Jareth had that sexy contact juggling thing – AND he sang to Sarah. (I am well aware that Swayze had a song on the Dirty Dancing Soundtrack. But he didn’t sing it TO Baby, which was probably a good thing to mitigate my already raging crush). And he wasn’t BOWIE in riding pants – I mean, um, BOOTS.
1. And here’s where everyone is going to laugh at me so hard that their vaginas turn into outies. Because my very first celebrity crush? Dick Van Dyke from Mary Poppins.
I WAS 4 YEARS OLD! Give a kid a break! It wasn’t a sexual crush, I was too little. But I remember thinking he had a very nice smile and he seemed like he’d be a good time. He made things come to life!
He had cartoon friends! Plus, he had an outrageous accent. And he sang and danced and we all know how I feel about men who are musical. ;)
Who were your first celebrity crushes?
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